You simply can't beat the

You simply can't beat the quality of dreams experienced when overcome by drowsiness brought on by allergy medication. Earlier today, I took a 12 hr over-the-counter drug, and after dinner, I collapsed for a 2 hour nap. I woke up with a slobber-covered pillow, while vivid visions of alligators, australia, running from ax wielding maniacs, and the aurora borealis danced in my head.

Why don't they advertise that on the side of the box?