Why doesn't Microsoft have a

Why doesn't Microsoft have a theme park yet? They could inject a little fun into their company while raising awareness of their products. Lego has one. All the entertainment (now media) companies have them. Heck, even beer companies all have theirs. I could imagine it now...

"Welcome to the new Windows XPerience, where you'll soar to the heavens, defying gravity as you jam to the hottest Madonna hits we could afford to pay royalties on."

Of course, all the rides would break down too often to be any fun.