Translation: hilarious

I noticed a site talking about my mozilla article in my referrers today, but it was in german. I jumped over to google to run the translation, and here's the best chunk of it:

...on my XP system use I the IE, despite all safety gaps and in such a way, since unfortunately the IE momentarily the measure of all things represents and we must naturally test the distribution of means of publicity particularly under IE.

First impression of Mozilla:  I impregnated.