Stages
1. Denial
No! Noooooooooo! No way, that can't be right? WTF?
2. Bargaining
It's not that bad, is it? Can we forge a working relationship in Congress to undo the division?
3. Anger
Crap! Crap damn crap! I hate ____ they are so _____ I wish they would _____. Crap!
4. Despair
Hello, Canada? Yeah, do you take reservations? No? Ok. Dang.
5. Acceptance
Oh man. At least I'm not gay, right? Oh man.
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