Spammers are the most generous

Spammers are the most generous people in the world. They've found many new and innovative ways to become filthy rich with very little work, but they don't keep it to themselves. No, rather than become billionaire tycoons, they open their hearts to the unwashed masses and offer their amazing fast track to financial independence.

I don't think I could be so noble. If I could work at home 4 hours a week and make $100,000 a month, I doubt I'd tell anyone. Heck, I'd keep it up for months on end, until I'd never have to work again. And still, still I probably wouldn't reveal my secrets to anyone.

But not spammers. These wonderful souls (for a nominal fee, of course) let you in on how to make your life great. I hope a spammer one day goes up for sainthood, because man, they deserve it.