*ring* *ring* "Is this Matt?"

*ring* *ring*

"Is this Matt?"

"Yeah"

"What's the deal?"

"It was a joke. The server was getting pummeled, so I put that up until I could work on it tonight."

"Really?"

"Yeah."

"So the person at MIT wasn't lying to me that there really is no Dr. Lieke?"

"Um. Yeah."

Skepticism is a virtue indeed.