In light of all the

In light of all the recent virus news, I've come across two email .sigs that were just too funny not to pass along:

"Buy a Macintosh and leave 47,000+ Windows viruses behind. That is my constructive suggestion."

"One World, One Web, One Program" - Microsoft Promotional Ad

"Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer" - Adolf Hitler

I use windows, but not Outlook or Outlook Express. All hail Eudora and non-clueless users!