I taught everyone a lesson
I taught everyone a lesson tonight, and now I pass it along to you: never play Monopoly against the unemployed.
After I quietly got two corners built up with hotels, I started making Monty Burns look like UNICEF. The other players had to mortgage something just to tell time. I counted my hundreds of dollars with glee and by the end of the game I owned the whole board less 3 properties.
Never mess with the unemployed.