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Charming wake up

Matt Haughey

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Whenever I hear the default iPhone alarm chime "Marimba" I'm instantly reminded of the soundtrack from the climactic scenes in American Beauty. My mind sees flashes of a nude teen covered in roses for a split second before my homophobic neighbor puts a bullet in my skull.

It's a great way to start a morning.

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