Charming wake up

20.-American-Beauty-1999_imagelarge Whenever I hear the default iPhone alarm chime “Marimba” I’m instantly reminded of the soundtrack from the climactic scenes in American Beauty. My mind sees flashes of a nude teen covered in roses for a split second before my homophobic neighbor puts a bullet in my skull.

It’s a great way to start a morning.

4 responses to “Charming wake up”

  1. Homophobic or repressed?

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  2. You like them youngins’ too, eh?
    /Joke

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  3. I too have noticed this.

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  4. It’s your wife you should worry about.

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