Whenever I hear the default iPhone alarm chime “Marimba” I’m instantly reminded of the soundtrack from the climactic scenes in American Beauty. My mind sees flashes of a nude teen covered in roses for a split second before my homophobic neighbor puts a bullet in my skull.
It’s a great way to start a morning.
A Whole Lotta Nothing 
Homophobic or repressed?
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You like them youngins’ too, eh?
/Joke
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I too have noticed this.
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It’s your wife you should worry about.
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