I’ve been thinking about this and this which was prompted by this, and hearing that modern hiphop diss songs date back to vikings and even inuit people is really amazing. I love the idea of an Inuit diss song. I couldn’t get this out of my head, so forgive the following, which flowed forth a few minutes ago.
It’s a must that I bust any norwhal tusk you’re handing me
dropping beats, dropping whales, it runs in my family
not like that kook, nanook, and his silly northern crew
his harpoons can’t hit the broadside of an igloo.
A Whole Lotta Nothing 