So I’m going to be a father, and so far the best golden nugget I’ve heard in response to the news was this:

The difference between raising a son and a daughter is that with a boy you only have to worry about one dick, but with a girl you have to worry about every dick.

Crude, but brilliant.

Published by mathowie

I build internet stuff.

One reply on “High-larious”

Comments are closed.

%d bloggers like this: