So I found out over

So I found out over the past couple days that my apartment has some pretty aggresive ants. If you eat a cookie somewhere and don’t clean up the floor, thousands of ants come out of no where to finish the job.

But, it’s not just my sloppy, lazy ass that’s calling them out of the woodwork, this morning they found my cats’ food bowls. My cats woke me up this morning with “we’re hungry, feed us now” sounds, and when I went to put some food in, I noticed their old food was covered in ants, which seemed to sort of confuse the cats. I asked jeeves for a solution, but he could only come up with this futuristic bowl. Maybe I’ll construct a moat of water around the bowls tonight and see if that works. If anyone else knows of a safe solution, let me know.