Thoughts from the bottom of a ditch after veering off the road while reading email on my iPhone while riding my road bike near a farm
Man, there sure are a lot of beer bottles and cans down here.
If my 18 year old self could see me today at 36, I'm sure he'd want to know why I'm still doing stupid shit like getting so engrossed with my phone that I actually did this.
Thank god I didn't break anything on my bike or myself.
I wonder if I could condense this stupid moment to 140 characters?