Krog has landed
I've done work for Hazlitt before, he's a nice guy and I enjoyed working with him, but I always secretly loved his name. It reminds me of an opponent of Godzilla, or something you might call a rampaging robot hell-bent on destroying mankind.
He just won a City Board seat and I want to congratulate him, but half of me also wants to see giant newspaper headlines that say:
HAZLITT KROG INVADES MARIN