A Whole Lotta Nothing

INEBRIATION

Absolutely brilliant Inception parody:

 

Jimmy Fallon as Neil Young doing the Fresh Prince theme

Astoundingly brilliant and funny to boot:

Bush Years summed up on twitter

Seeing how the inauguration is just around the bend, I thought maybe it'd be good to hear a bunch of short pithy summaries of the last eight years of Bush. I read this thing on Salon showing how the economy has slid under him and figured instead of me ranting for thousands of words on how things are worse than when he started, I might as well use twitter instead.

You can too, just tag your posts in twitter with #bushyears

Some favorites in just the first few minutes:

• "Didn't fuck an intern, but raped the Constitution" -- roomerholmes
• "The utter lethality of incuriosity" -- Vidiot
• "With an 'average guy' in charge, things are guaranteed to be below average." -- 75th
• "With the money flooding to abstinence-only education, the only thing you were allowed to tap was citizens' phones." -- torontonto
  

Help, help, help the police!

Years after I first saw this, it still cracks me up every time:

I thought about it today when I heard Lily Allen being played in a popular chain restaurant. As the lyrics drifted towards the frequent f-bombs they were magically replaced in a weird way that made me look this video up again.

Jizz in My Pants (nerd remix)

You've seen the original, now watch this one. Geeks may enjoy it more than the original:

I love that youtube makes this all possible, that two guys can make a funny parody and film it and upload it and no one in the NBC/SNL/LonelyIsland mix are copyright crazies that would pull it offline, and thousands more people can enjoy it. So great.

WWNPHD

WWNPHD, originally uploaded by the sweetchuck.

I'm sorry, but that's the greatest movie poster of all time

Patton Oswalt's Dukes of Hazzard

Patton Oswalt has a new album coming out and I got to listen to the whole thing today and I enjoyed it. I'm going to do something unusual here and post one of the 22 tracks. It's a two minute riff on the crazy scandals that continue to hit the Bush Administration and it's the best description I've heard for the uncanny talent the White House has for averting one disaster after another.

[audio:http://images.metafilter.com/TheDukesOfHazzard.mp3]

Comment of the day week year from the SF Chronicle

"The company will be investing in more portable heaters, he said, because it's important for his hog-tied and horsewhipped actors to be comfortable."

-- Protesters surround building in Mission where Kink.com says 3 videos were made

Noe Valley

Noe Valley, originally uploaded by dunstanorchard.

Ah, nerd humor.