A Whole Lotta Nothing

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(fallen bicycles, originally uploaded by thoha)

There's really nothing worth blogging when you come back from a vacation to find out that over 100k people are dead due to a national disaster. How to help.

links for 2004-12-31

• MOOX Power!
  optimized firefox builds for various PC processors
  (categories: firefox mozilla optimize)
• Inside LiveJournal's Backend
  Lots of servers, lots of iterations, just like MetaFilter
  (categories: behindthewebsite livejournal serveradmin)

links for 2004-12-30

• Folksonomies - Cooperative Classification and Communication Through Shared Metadata
  to read eventually...
  (categories: librarians lis taxonomy)

Temp Signage

The Seattle Public Library's Central location is amazing, and although you could probably get twice the usable space if the building was conventional, I found it to be a really cool place. There are public spaces and private study spaces, the whole thing can be walked from top to bottom even though it doesn't appear to be a "spiral" that would allow that.

Soon after we arrived, Megan mentioned that there were dozens of hastily printed and taped signs added since it opened, due to people asking library workers the same questions repeatedly and many people accidentally tripping emergency exit alarms. So I took a bunch of photos of them. This photo illustrates the problem: even though this looks like a normal elevator, it is only for staff and you need to go elsewhere for the public one, and eventually they added signs to make that clear. It's not quite a This is Broken problem, but it's close.

I'm always fascinated by the balance that must be struck in a public space between function and form. The library is beautiful to look inside and out, but sometimes difficult to figure out where exactly you would do certain tasks. You can tell the designers went for subtle when obvious was needed, especially in an institutional setting. On the first floor, just inside the entrance, many people want to know where the bathroom is. Half the people I went with wanted to know as soon as we stepped in. And after walking and riding a few escalators, I was surprised to find out we were in fact at the top of the library. Scott was telling me on his first trip there he accidentally ended up in a conference room on the second "red floor." Even with the signs, I couldn't really tell what the red floor's purpose was.

So overall, the library was a great space filled with interesting things to look at and useful spaces, but far too subtle for an obvious funtional space like a public library.

links for 2004-12-26

• Flickr is a MMOG | a n t e n n a
  A good point I hadn't heard anyone else make
  (categories: flickr play webapps)
• My SPGM gallery
  New for 89: a 20Mhz 386 w/ 2Mb of RAM for only $8499. And the mouse is extra.
  (categories: compsci computers history)

links for 2004-12-25

• On Being a Photographer - Excerpt
  tips on photography
  (categories: photography tips toread)
• So you got a PVR for Christmas... | PVRblog
  George wrote a great post linking to every helpful link for your new DVR
  (categories: mediacenter replay tips tivo)

Bell Rock, Jingle!

Jingle Bell Rock sung entirely with the words Jingle, Bell, and Rock, just in time for xmas.

Matt Haughey the elf?

(Matt Haughey the elf?, originally uploaded by jkottke)

It's true. I did some voice work in the 70s. Naw, I'm shitting you.

links for 2004-12-24

• The Dude Prophetizes
  whoa, freaky coincidence in the Big Lebowski
  (categories: lebowski movies thedude)
• Relax, Everything Is Deeply Intertwingled: Weblications
  After reading this post, I'm almost ready to forward all mail to gmail and stop using desktop clients completely.
  (categories: dhtml predictions webapps)
• Google humor
  Shellen is hilarious.
  (categories: comedy google images)

Santa drives a UPS truck

(Picture47, originally uploaded by davidfg)

We made a rule in the house this year that packages mailed to us and still unopened count as wrapping, whether or not the things inside are wrapped as well (we have no way of knowing). You can't see what's inside the boxes so it does the same thing as wrapping. It also cuts out a stupid step where you have to open a present for someone, wrap it, then have them open it on xmas day.

But not this year, brown boxes count just as much as holiday paper wrapping.

Yo Apple, make this happen

Now that I have a phone that takes some impressive photos (This shot is probably the best example I've seen for color, depth, and light that the little cam can capture), I really wish iPhoto could manage my images instead of my preview-free bluetooth file browser.

I bet it'd be trivial for Apple to enable connections via Bluetooth (to your paired devices) to import photos.

links for 2004-12-23

• Feature from PC Magazine: People of the Year
  Awesome! Evan Williams, Meg Hourihan, Paul Bausch, and the Trotts
  (categories: bestof2004 blogger bloggingmilestone sixapart)

links for 2004-12-22

• 456 Berea Street highlights of 2004 | 456 Berea Street
  Awesome bunch of CSS demos
  (categories: css tips xhtml)
• onfocus.com | Radio Dials
  best radio UI ever
  (categories: pb photos yeoldetymeradio)
• trenchant.org - MC Chris, Chandler's style - daily for December 15, 2004
  oh shit! MC Chris! (fett's vette, adult swim, etc)
  (categories: cartoons starfucking therapmusic)

Best of the net music for 2004

I want to spare you from reading another indie-heavy best of 2004 music list, so instead of recounting my absolute favorite albums this year, I decided to highlight all the little guys I enjoyed this year. These are my favorite unsigned or small label bands that started out as a person in their apartment with a PC and a website. The real indies, if you will.

Citizens Here and Abroad - Their debut is so consistent that I still spin this in my daily mix, and I love their video. They also do a great high energy show.

Goh Nakamura - A guy with a PC and a guitar (and a boatload of effects pedals I hear) making delightful music. It's like coffee spot folk music, but with a sense of humor and an undercurrent of romance. Lots of catchy little love songs on his debut.

Say Hi To Your Mom - I bought his first album via paypal on his site last year, and now he's on a little label and I picked up the new one at the iTunes Music Store. The new release is even better than the first and I'm happy to hear he's on a small label and doing east coast tours.

Fredo Viola - I found out about this guy from this incredible music video he shot for his Sad Song. He used the 15 second animated-gif function of a cheap nikon digital camera to shoot the entire thing and it's a clever use of simple tech to produce something that looks fantastic. It was good enough to get me to buy the album, which is great. It's got an ephemeral sound, sorta like a male Enya or something with tons of vocal layering. Fantastic driving music, I find.

Dealership - The dealership kids finally got their third album out on a small label and toured the country with it. It's fantastic and also has a great video for my favorite track on the disc.

Magnatune - not an album or band, but an internet label that offers downloadable samples and a sliding pay scale. Discs I enjoyed in 2004 from this small outfit included Cargo Cult, Emma's Mini, and the Magnatune Remixed disc. If you're ever at a conference they're at, try out their genre sampler CDs, or just listen to their entire catalog stream.

Worth a mention: I discovered Brad Sucks last fall so it can't make it into this 2004 list, but I still hear his songs everyday in my monster mix and enjoy them all. It's still a wonder his music hasn't caught on like wildfire with a label.

links for 2004-12-21

• Valmiki's Ramayana
  A hindu story, in comic book form
  (categories: comics religion via:cooltools)

links for 2004-12-20

• Yahoo! Maps, Driving Directions, and Traffic
  Yahoo added traffic conditions to their maps. This is a thing of beauty
  (categories: clever mapping yahoo)
• Elinor Rose Foster || kuro5hin.org
  Congrats Rusty and family!
  (categories: babyfilter blogbabyboom k5)

Cialis Disfunction

I want a chip embedded in my TV that filters out commercials featuring frisky elderly people talking about 4 hour erections.

Please.

Format shifting fun for the whole family

I've recently jumped ship, from the Playstation 2 to the xbox, mostly for the insane hackability of the xbox (the xbox is basically wide open now and can be used in all sorts of ways, most notably as a media server).

Now that I'm using the xbox for more than a few minutes per week, I'm wondering what games I should have aside from the usual obvious suspects for first person shooters and sports games.

What are some good simple fun group games that even non-gamers can use? So far I've only found a Trival Pursuit game that's so-so. If you know of any good 2-4 player games that anyone can enjoy, I'd really appreciate if you dropped me a line.

links for 2004-12-18

• Welcome to The Jimi
  Another un-wallet for people like me that don't carry wallets
  (categories: clever wallet wishlist)
• Amazon's local Seattle phone numbers | not martha
  Give Mr. Bezos a ring!
  (categories: amzn customerservice phone)
• The TechArt MAGNUM Concept for all Porsche Cayenne Models
  "In this guise the twin-turbo V8 engine delivers 600 hp / 442 kW and a peak torque of 865 Nm. The 4x4 storms from rest to 100 km/h in just 4.5 seconds, on its way to a top speed of 292 km/h."
  (categories: musclecars porsche wishlist)
• Blog and Forum automatic submission scripts
  We should be able to thwart spammers
  (categories: blogs seo spam)

links for 2004-12-17

• Couloir.org: Resizing, Fading Slideshow Demo
  The most elegant slideshow I've seen, and doesn't even use flash.
  (categories: clever css design javascript photos)
• DARYL HANNAH - HANNAH. ECO.FRIENDLY LIFESTYLE IS EASY TO FOLLOW
  Hannah drives a primer grey 1983 El Camino, running biodiesel and getting over 30mpg. Funny how someone with a weekend and a couple grand can build a car getting 35+mpg and Detroit can't.
  (categories: biodiesel elcamino hollywood)
• OnlyinUtah.org do they fire the Professor of the year for a single utterance of the word "fuck"
  We need to get the Dooce, Mr. Armstrong, and Leta airlifted out of that hellhole state, STAT!!!
  (categories: f-bomb prudes university utah)

links for 2004-12-16

• New York Post: FCC investigating the summer olympics
  9 people complain about stuff that wasn't even televised, and that starts an investigation? Absurd.
  (categories: fcc governmentwaste prudes)
• rootburn: Too much of a good thing?
  Neeru's brother on too many flickr photos, too much free music, and too much of everything
  (categories: consume internet music photos)

Dead pixels instead of dead trees

I love books, I love browsing stacks, I love libraries, I love Powell's in Portland, I like collecting books, I always have a stack nearby to read, I love looking through picture books, and I love books even though I didn't really become much of a reader until the end of my college years (I never read for fun until then). Plunging into the Internet fed my book addiction further, as I had to read dozens of computer classics to get up to speed and stay ahead of the curve. Every computer desk I've had until recently was flanked by bookshelves loaded with titles.

Earlier this year, I remember hearing Cory Doctorow give a talk about how ebooks were going to rule the world and folks would abandon the printed page for the laptop screen. I thought it was a good talk, but I felt the thesis was a bit ahead of its time. There's really no comparison between curling up with a book and a blanket in front of a fireplace, versus trying to read thousands of words on a screen.

Last weekend I was doing some house cleaning and I kept finding stacks of books. A stack next to the reading chairs. A stack on the coffee table. A stack beside my bed. All these stacks contained books I bought in 2004, but never read. Some, I got halfway through, but even more I got maybe ten pages in. A few I never even cracked open.

When I think back to the last three books I enjoyed, they were all heard on my iPod, while on a road trip. I can't recall the last book I finished in my hands.

I'm going to take a holiday trip soon to a fairly remote location where there's not much to do besides read. I'm going to sit and read the only book I've wanted to read this year, and I have a feeling it might just be one of the last dead tree books I read for a long time.

As much as I didn't agree with Cory back during his E-tech talk, I'm finally realizing it's coming true in my own life. I read thousands of words everyday on my monitors and I rarely take time to read anything on the printed page, and there's no sign of reversal on that trend. The scariest thing for the bookfan inside me is that I don't think it's bad thing, either.

Long live the ebook. Long live the audiobook. So long, dead trees.

links for 2004-12-15

• redemption in a blog - Homer Simpson uses tabbed browsing
  Looks like the animators use Safari instead of Firefox though
  (categories: comedy simpsons webbrowsers)
• b o y o b o y
  best boyband parody song EVER!!!1!!1!!!
  (categories: boybands comedy xmas)

links for 2004-12-14

• Pet strollers for cats and dogs
  least necessary product ever.
  (categories: dogpeople pets products)
• More Website Knick Knack
  Article about clearing web clutter from your site contains about 25 ads plastered entirely around the article
  (categories: comedy irony webdev)

links for 2004-12-11

• Big Chill Fridge
  Wow, those colors are great
  (categories: appliances design retro)
• Folding Wine Barrel Chair
  Whenever I build that deck out back, these are going to be the chairs
  (categories: clever design furniture)
• Modern Birdhouses
  Oh man, those case study birdhouses look terrific
  (categories: architecture birdhouse design)

Angry old man

I had a moment the other day where I realized I was getting old. And not just having a creaking back or something, I was actually decrying a new technology, in a "get the hell off my lawn with your crazy electronic scooters!" way.

Those new automated supermarket self-checkout machines that let you buy food and bag it yourself? I don't like them. Even though I own a zillion gadgets and love that technology makes our lives easier, for some reason I actually like the interactions with my local grocery store's staff as they check and bag my stuff and would hate to see those jobs go. I even go to a local supermarket chain that costs slightly more but has a 1950's service-is-king quality about it (they have better food choices too).

Then I thought about similar systems I do like. At the airport, I really like the self-check in vs. waiting in line for 45 minutes to get my ticket in 30 seconds from a human. I realized it was probably since my interactions with airline personel are usually slow and unpleasant that I prefer a machine.

But the folks at my supermarket are nice and always helpful to the point that I wish they weren't replaced by computers.

Damn kids, and your new-fangled checkout machines.

links for 2004-12-10

• Union of Concerned Scientists Name Honda 2004 'Greenest Automaker'
  It takes over 7 Elements to produce the same pollution as one Hummer H2. And shockingly most all of Toyota's V8s trucks are very polluting. More so than GM V8s
  (categories: element fueleconomy honda)
• The New York Times Home & Garden Green Acres, One Piece at a Time
  NYT piece on pre-fab homes
  (categories: architecture prefab toread)
• telescreen.org: a fascist to visit the whitehouse
  Guy wants to ban any/all books/plays with gays in them, gets a call from Bush. Un-fucking-believable
  (categories: TheGay(TM) bush politics)
• SCOTUSBlog on Canada's Gay Marriage ruling
  good lawyer commentary
  (categories: freedom ohcanada politics toread)
• BBC SPORT | Football | Women | Hamm bows out for US
  Hate to see you go, hopefully Wambach can fill your shoes someday
  (categories: soccer sportslegends womens)
• www.usacycling.org -- Portland set for CX Nationals this weekend
  todo this weekend in Portland: watch the cyclocross championships
  (categories: cycling pdx racing upcoming)

Great shot

(originally uploaded by jperkinson)

I know there are millions of photos of kids online, but jperkinson's are amazing.

links for 2004-12-09

• The Red Ferret Journal: Thing in a bag.
  My cats totally need this
  (categories: cats toys wishlist)

Matthew McConaughey and Parker Posey

(DSCN0271.JPG, originally uploaded by weevil)

"That's what I love about these [movie star] girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

High-larious

So I'm going to be a father, and so far the best golden nugget I've heard in response to the news was this:

The difference between raising a son and a daughter is that with a boy you only have to worry about one dick, but with a girl you have to worry about every dick.

Crude, but brilliant.

Don't just read the news, make it

A few months ago, I was thinking about all the questions I wished I could ask someone that helped develop the TiVo user interface, and then I realized there was nothing stopping me from just emailing and asking. After a bit of friend-of-a-friend networking, I got in touch with the Director of TiVo User Experience, and got ten questions I've always wanted to ask answered. I posted the full interview here on PVRblog.

If you remember the old six degrees phenomena, anyone is 6 hops or less away from you. In the age of email and social software, I bet it's more like 4 hops or less (Margret was 2 hops away). If there's a lesson for other webloggers here, it's this: if there's something you've always wanted to ask one of your idols or you have an idea for an interview you'd like to see, there's nothing stopping you from tracking the right person down and getting the answers you wanted. I urge you to give it a try someday.

links for 2004-12-08

• Synergy
  The mac/pc sharing software I use
  (categories: desktop mac pc utilities)
• Misbehaving on the page || kuro5hin.org
  k5 story about Scott Rosenberg and Salon, featuring comments from Rosenberg
  (categories: k5 salon webpublishing)
• rc3.org | Everything turns into an application
  "Every one-off turns into an application." Amen
  (categories: development featurecreep software)
• TEST
  Wired's new Consumer Reports style gadget testing magazine
  (categories: gadgets magazine wishlist)
• Jeeto! shop - to go! collection - allergy awareness
  shirts for babies and kids stating their food allergies
  (categories: clever clothing design)

links for 2004-12-07

• MarketingSherpa.com : Gated Content Now Drives 50% of Salon's Revenues -- How it's Working
  Salon's membership success story. Who knew they'd actually make it?
  (categories: economics news webbusiness)
• Exotic Guitars - The Folk Legend
  Scott LePera needs this guitar
  (categories: art instruments music)

Bands that put sites between themselves and fans

Merlin's post about the Five Mistakes Band & Label Sites Make is incredibly spot on and mirrors my own problems finding samples from new bands to listen to, finding tour dates in my town, and trying to find tickets to shows.

The only bands I can think of that do it right are The Long Winters, Dealership, Citizens Here and Abroad, and Sloan.

You can easily and quickly find MP3s to download, show dates including location maps and 21+/all-ages info, and Sloan even offers RSS feeds of their tour dates, so you can set the subscription in your reader and forget about it until they tour again.

That all four band sites were built by folks connected closely to blogging probably has something to do with their extreme utility and good balance between usability and artistic design.

Day in the life blogs

Someone on MetaFilter pointed to this blog by a new San Diego cop and though they say he was formerly a bit of a power hungry campus security cop at UCSD, I can't help but enjoy following along in his daily entries.

Early on when I started blogging, the one thing I loved reading about was people from different walks of life and in different professions. Basically when blogging started every single person doing it was a web designer, so when you saw a blog by anyone else, it was novel.

Back in 2000, I wanted to start a bunch of blogs done by folks in all sorts of regular jobs, called something like "Day in the Life" blogs. The idea was that if you could get a cop, doctor, chef, lawyer, car mechanic, dentist, accountant, and others to blog, you could have a rich, engaging, living archive of what it's like to be in various types of work. The goal was to have this group of blogs available for teens to read, to help them answer the elusive question "what do you want to be when you grow up?" which everyone seemed to pester me with when I was 14.

The rub is that you need to find a dozen really interesting people and good writers in all those walks of life to participate, and they all need to have the time and motivation to contribute to the project, despite their likely active lives. As we near 2005, however, I bet you could just build up a blogroll that could effectively become the project, based on blogs that have launched since then (for instance, this would be the Policeman blog).

links for 2004-12-04

• One Warm Coat
  Good little charity for giving away old jackets
  (categories: charity winter xmas)

George Tenet, l33t haxx0r

Tenet calls for Internet security:

Access to networks like the World Wide Web might need to be limited to those who can show they take security seriously, he said

Awesome idea, and should keep just about every single Windows user off the Internets. Who knew Tenet was such a big fan of OS X and Linux?

links for 2004-12-03

• Harrassing fans for being fans | Scott Andrew
  Harrassing fans for being fans is a perfect way to put it.
  (categories: jeopardy jko kenjen sonyasshats)
• SportsShooter.com - 2003 Workshop & Luau: Video Clip
  cool tutorial on lighting when shooting portrait photography
  (categories: photography tutorials via:dangerousmeta)

links for 2004-12-02

• [LifeHack] The effects of multitasking in the classroom
  kids with laptops open during lecture tested worse than those that did not. Ha!
  (categories: comedy multitasking research)
• Wired News: More Robot Grunts Ready for Duty
  Someone that attended iRobot's 2004 Etech presentation needs to buy BloodOnYourRoomba.com and start a site about this stuff
  (categories: ethics killbots military robotics)
• Flickr: Photos tagged with absurd
  My new favorite flickr keyword
  (categories: comedy flickr photos)
• moss - Teddy Bear chair
  I want a pair of pants made out of them.
  (categories: art furniture playful)

The best cereal on earth

After hearing about Cereality, the cereal bar, it reminded me about my current favorite cereal on earth.

The best kind of cereals are the hippie sugar varieties. Go to a natural food store of a substantial size, and they're certain to have sugary stuff for kids beyond the granola crap for new age adults. And therein lies the magic: pure sugar and molasses.

I pound a couple bowls of Peanut Butter Bumpers each morning, a peanut butter cap'n crunch clone -- but it only has eight ingredients, and it's all simple stuff. Like corn and liquid sugar, no coloring or preservatives or shit. It's basically what I imagine cereal was like in the 50s, before all the fake crap slipped in: mostly sugar.

It tastes ten times better than cap'n crunch to me.

1784

links for 2004-12-01

• kid o : Modern Design for Children
  sweet toys
  (categories: design toys)
• amazing rain
  New exploding dog book. Can't wait to get my copy
  (categories: explodingdog illustration)
• eBay item 4331644031 (Ends Jan-17-05 00:15:47 PST) - "22nd Century" Tucson Arizona Estate
  now *that's* a house
  (categories: architecture wheniwinthelotto wishlist)
• core77.com's design blog
  The laundry rug is f'ing brilliant
  (categories: chores clever design)
• Planets Zone, Rose Center for Earth and Space | American Museum of Natural History
  todo next time I'm in NYC: see the meteorite from my own backyard
  (categories: nyc space todo)
• v-2 Organisation | news | Coming soon, to a Central Park near you
  I've been considering a weekend trip to NYC to see the gates in Feb ever since I saw christo and jeanne-claude talk about the project
  (categories: art christo nyc)

We're number 1

Unbelievable: 'Blog' No. 1 word of the year

Every time some wacky mainstream news mentions blogs I still snicker like a schoolgirl, remembering how hard it was in 1999-2000 to describe what blogging was, why folks should do it, and how it made things easy.