My precious numb ass

Some exclusive superfan screenings of the LoTR trilogy are being planned. Check out the Dec. 16 screening of both extended films plus the new film as a chaser. What’s that, like 12 hours of film in a single sitting?

I can only imagine that with my adult diapers on, I could tell other patrons trying to leave my row for the bathroom: “you shall not pass!”

(thanks lance for the heads-up)