"Having a teenaged daughter is tough. When I was young, I had go-go boots and miniskirts, but my daughter who just turned 14 is wearing those low riding jeans. Worse yet, some of her friends wear their jeans so low their ass sticks out of the top."
(nods all around from the woman's friends)
"All I want to know is, what comes after ass crack? Where do we go from that?!"