Around 12:30am last night, one

Around 12:30am last night, one of my cats, Mozilla (picture), jumped up on the fridge (he jumped over a cereal box blockade), and knocked down an unopened bottle of balsamic vinegar. After falling 7 feet, the bottle exploded on the floor, instantly marinating the small kitchen’s floors and cabinets. After about an hour of mopping, sweeping, and picking small bits of glass from our floor and carpets, it was clean. We left the windows open for a few hours, but the apartment still smells like a vinaigrette.